1. Have a mediocre posture

Don’t go bragging about with your head held high and your shoulders back. Don’t slouch and walk around like a total douche bag. Try to be in the best, for lack of a better word, midsection of both parts.


So we’re not talking Quasimodo here and were not talking a military officer. Don’t have a squiggly looking freak weird posture and not a metal rod up your spine (like Bender). Be proud, but not too proud if you know what I mean.


Probably one of the weirdest posture images... but, well... don't crawl around like a cat or something.

You should be the guy/girl that people just scroll by if they see you on the street. Then you have made it into a “normal” person… not quite, but it’s a start. In the following hundreds and hundreds of posts I’m going to take up everything and anything there is to the art of being normal and if you follow all my directions you will be perfectly “normal”.

Images from here and here.