38. Be afraid of small spaces and criminals



“A small space.”

“… eh, okay?”

A small space.

You have to be afraid of something right? I’m afraid of a lot of things. Mainly bugs… I just don’t like em’. They are just crawling around and checking you out without you even notice them until… BAM! They’re in your breakfast cereal.

Toilet arrest.

Even the coolest cat in town (I’m not talking literary about a cool cat… even though Top Cat is the best) is afraid of some things. If you are scared of empty milk cartons and table cloth people are probably gonna think that you’re weird so go with something more evil. Just embrace your fears and why not be afraid of… small spaces and criminals… you’re only “normal”.   

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