”Dad, Dad! And then the dragon went back into the cave to protect his treasure. Isn’t that cool. That dragons have treasure?”
Lots of books.
Try to like them. Because you know that they are awesome deep down. Try to remember what it was like when you were a kid. All those new impressions and experiences that the books brought you. If you don’t show the slightest bit of appreciation then you will be bad. Be good instead.
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And try to be a part of your children’s reading by reading aloud with them. You can make this your moment. So enjoy their books and you’ll be “normal”.