If everything else fails do a Michael. Blame it on the boogie. That’s what you should do.
Yep, records looked like this.
1) “Sir did you just kick my dog?”
“No… the boogie did.”
2) “What in the name of [blank] do you think your doing?”
“No, what in the name of [blank] do you think the boogie is doing?”
This says it all.
3) “Anything to declare?”
“What about that gun and drugs?”
“The boogie… that’s all I can say for now.”
Just blame it on the boogie… and you… well… in some cases you’ll actually be considered “normal”.