113. Blame it on the Boogie

If everything else fails do a Michael. Blame it on the boogie. That’s what you should do.


Yep, records looked like this.

Some examples:

1) “Sir did you just kick my dog?”

“No… the boogie did.”

2) “What in the name of [blank] do you think your doing?”

“No, what in the name of [blank] do you think the boogie is doing?”

This says it all. 

3) “Anything to declare?”


“What about that gun and drugs?”

“The boogie… that’s all I can say for now.”

Just blame it on the boogie… and you… well… in some cases you’ll actually be considered “normal”.

Images from here and here.