“Wow they are so smooth, do you use lotion sir?”
“What in the name of [blank]!?”
You will get weird reactions if you do weird things. Kissing your bosses hand is weird (if you’re not working for like a monarch or something, then it will probably be all right. But only if he or she puts their hand out with a tilted motion that looks like it needs to be kissed.
That's the way to do it.
Otherwise screw it… not the hand but the think. Just don’t do anything just nod your head polite.”
Shake it and you’re “normal”.