69. Try drugs at some point in your life and don’t tell anybody unless they also have tried drugs

What? Did he just tell me to use drugs? 
“No” *performing the JEDI-trick*.

Drugs... or is it something else?

Well it all depends on how we classify the drugs. For some people candy is drugs.
“Yeah, but come on. You’re not talking about candy.”
“How do you know?”
Anyway. For others alcohol or marijuana is. 


It’s probably a good idea to keep the drug taking on a fairly low level. You would not like to end up like a homeless guy with a pigeon as his only friend. But if you indeed try them be sure only to tell others that have tried them otherwise they will think badly of you. If they have tried them they will probably think that you’re cool… or just “normal”. 
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