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70. Don’t tell people how much you make unless you make a lot and want to rub it in.

This is a crucial matter. People can really start to dislike you if you tell them how much you make.
Yeay! I shower in money. Why? Because I can.


They would think that you are trying to brag. If you are… well then really rub it in because you can’t just brag a little. If you brag you should do it a lot. If you don’t like to show off then you should shut the hell up. The thing is that this is a question that everybody wants to ask but few have the guts to do so. Most people just don’t have the courage to ask away.

 

Nice... just walk around with a cart filled up with money.

They just sit there and try to squeeze it out of you without even a hint of touch. Of course it can be quite fun to not tell them even if they ask you and say something like: 
“That’s for me to know and for you to find out.”
“If I tell you… I will have to kill you.”
“I will have to eat your dog if I tell yoú.” (yeah, I just made that up… nobody really say this… or do they? NO… no, they do not.”
 

Crap.

Don’t tell or tell, it’s up to you “normal”.
Images from here, here and here.