“Look daddy! Why is that man wearing a potato sack for clothes?”
“He just have bad manners son.”
Clean, but towels are not clothes if you're not Towelie... then you're one.
You don’t want to look like dirt on legs right? Don’t get me wrong a well put stain can look cool if it’s design but for the most part that’s not the case. Often the blood stain on your collar, from the bad morning shave, doesn’t look cool; it looks bad.
And it doesn’t have to be all that hard. Did you know that you can wash almost everything together? Yeah, you might get some problems with your new clothes but otherwise just mix em’ up and start washing. The point is that you have to have clean clothes because that’s what “normal” people do.