“*click*” (The sound of you toaster flipping up your nicely toasted bread)
This is a beautiful toast.
Bread however. Bread can always be toasted. It’s never impossible. Just jam the thing down there and press/push/pull or whatever you do to get your toaster started. Because everything tastes better toasted. That’s just the way it is.
This is awesome!
If you disagree then you have not tasted toast in a while. Because it’s crazy super great! That wonderful taste of melted butter and cheese put on crispy bread.
Why not toast art?
Perhaps ad a tomato or cucumber slice if you like to raise the bar a bit. No matter what - it tastes fantastic! So go ahead and get toasting, you’re “normal”.