97. Suck in that gut

“My god your fat!”

“No, I’m just relaxed.”

“…, yeah, about that… you’re fat.”

Left guy: "Do it, like this!"

Right guy: "It's hard damn it!"

We all know it sucks to keep sucking in that gut all the time but you have to do it because that’s what people do to look a bit more “normal”. Sometimes it would be nice if everybody just walked around in baggy pants with their bellies out, but then again you will never see good looking guys and girls because everybody will just look like a sack of potatoes.

Kinda cool, actually.

It’s extra important to suck in that gut if you wear a shirt because the buttons will bulge out and your shirt looks like it’s going to explode. Suck it in and you’re “normal”. 

Images from here and here.