First off I know I’ve brought this up before but now… I’ve added the curse word.
“Honey, it’s time to wake up.”
“Honey. Wake up sweedie.”
“Dear, you will have to wake up now.”
“Get your ass up, it’s time for work!”
When you wake with a headache and dripping with nervous sweat then you know what it is to be tired… or better up, when you don’t go to sleep because of the following symptoms and don’t really wake because you were already awake.
Take it from Mr Wonka, it might ease your pain... or not.
Some people make us believe that people actually sleep well and feel well rested when then wake… no, that’s a lie, a big fat one. I feel like crap and everybody I know probably feels the same. So f*ck sleep, who needs it. Just be tired that’s “normal”.