138. Tell off telemarketers, but regret it when you hang up the phone

“Can I interest you in our latest deal with just…”
“Hold on.”
“F*ck off! *click*”

That's also a possibility.

They call you night and day and want to sell crap that you don’t want to have - but still they think that you want to and if you just talk to them long enough then “all will be well” and they will get you the deal. No. This is not true.

Not all telemarketers look like this.

Why the hell would you buy something that’s awesome if the guys selling the awesome stuff do it by phone, that’s just insane?! But. When you tell the persons to go to h*ll then you will probably also feel bad afterwards, and that’s okay. That’s “normal”.

Images from here and here.