152. If you’re old try to talk about nothing all the time… preferably loud

“I say that it’s a fact!”

“A fact, of course!”

“Yes a fact!”

“Fact it is!”



“I don’t know.”

“What were we talking about?”

“The weather I think.”


“Looks like a storm is coming.”


They are cool, period.

Old people typically enjoy talking much mainly about not so much. “What did you just say?”. Come on… old people… you know it’s true. That’s just one of the things I’m looking forward to do when I’m old. H*ll yeah! Because they are old they have talked much during a long time and probably run out of subjects… at least it sounds like it. Because they tend to talk about the same thing or nothing all the time.

Deal with it!

Because old people often have bad hearing they tend to shout out what they talk about… and that’s kind of disturbing. But, the thing is that old people have right to do this. They are old for Christ sake. Hello! They are old and probably quite cool. “Really?”, well maybe not but deal with it!

It’s all right to do this because you are old and you will be perfectly “normal”.

Images from here and here.