177. If you are at a circus give the lama a treat and why not pet the horses or elephant if available.

“Ladies and gentlemen… Welcome to the most spectacular show you’ve ever seen! [Continue inserting random boasting adjective here]

So you’re at a circus? Great! Circuses can be fantastic, especially if you’re a kid, at least that’s what I thought when I was one. The thing about circuses is that you don’t really know what you’re about to expect. The fantastic mixture of people and animals can make an unforgivable night to remember. You probably don’t have to worry about looking strange at a circus cause there will always be much weirder persons and personas there than you.


“Like what?”

“HELLO MCFLY! Clowns you douché!” {There he goes again with the douche, does he really think that it’s that awesome? Yes, yes I do}

If they have lamas at the circus they tend (in Sweden anyway) to have a weird looking Lamasnackthingamagiggers that you can buy lama treats from. They are probably pressed straws and suger formed into small cubes but the lamas love it! They are like:

“D*mn! This is the most awesome thing I’ve ever tasted.”

“But you usually literary eat crap.”

“So, what’s your point?”

“Doesn’t matter, can you talk!?”

“*Scquriiiak* (or whatever Lamas make for a sound)”

Look for this sign, it's a sign of Lama!

So save the crap eating lamas from themselves and spoil them with candy. And yeah, don’t forget to pet the animals {Don’t you mean the OTHER animals… you do know that lamas are animals, right? Yes I do know that, but the other animals are better to pet. So don’t go spending all your pet’s on lamas. Nah, save it for the elephants and horses, they are nice, and you will be “normal”. 

Images from here and here.