239. Vacuum your house


“What was that!? Can you talk Mr Dog?”

“Yes, but how did you know that I’m called Mr Dog? That’s amazing.”

Exhibit A.

Exhibit A.

“Well, not really. The amazing thing is the fact that you are a dog and you can speak not the fact that I called you dog.”

“I don’t get this.”


“But what is that monster of mechanical thing that you’re were chasing me around with?”

“I wasn’t chasing you around with it, it’s a vacuum cleaner meant to clean up your home so that it stays free from dust and sh*t.”

“Aha, I see.”

Be kind to Mr Dog!

Be kind to Mr Dog!

When you don’t vacuum your home it becomes messy and covered in a layer of dirt and that’s just not awesome, right? Right. Today you can even get a dustwarrior (just made it up haven’t googled it to see if it actually exists, but it probably will because it’s 2014 and everything kind of exists or something… I dunno). Anyways. You can get a cleaning robot.

“But that is expensive!”


“But you can get a shitty one cheep, that’s for sure.”

“Aha, thanks.”

Vacuum your house, what’s the problem!? And you will be considered “normal”.

Images from here and here.