184. Keep your cellphone in your pocket and not in your bag, yes, your pant’s are supposed to look all bulky and weird.


“What’s that?”

“What’s what?”



“Oh, that’s my phone, thanx, I didn’t notice it.”

Why don’t everybody have their phone in their pocket?

In the pocket!

You might say because some pockets are too small. That may be true, but it’s still no excuse really. You could always buy different pants, right?

For some phones you need big pockets.

The problem with having your cell phone in your bag is that you often don’t hear it when it rings and you stand there looking like a fool when everybody wonders why your bag is moving around on the floor.

Why don’t you just keep your phone in your pocket? Then you’re “normal”.

Images from here and here.