199. Be Santa for your neighbor if he ask you, but otherwise not… he might call the cops

“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!”

“Who are you?”

“What do you mean, I’m Santa.”

“I know, but its February.”


“And you only have the mask on, the rest of you is naked.”


Hehehe, yep, he's Santa now.

It’s pretty cool to be Santa. It’s probably even more cool to be Santa if the people you’re Christmas whishing don’t know who you are.

Ah, I see.

If you’re just their dad then it works only when they’re really small but then if you invite a random guy… probably not a complete stranger to you but why not your neighbor, then the kids will be all “Who was that guy? Maybe Santa is real.”

Help out your neighbor and you’re “normal”.

Images from here and here.