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205. Use bathing trunks to the beach… no Y-fronts

“What in the name of [subject of belief] are you wearing?”

“They’re called slim y-front”

“Why don’t you use trunks instead?”

“Why should I?”

“Well, first of all I can see your *blank*.”

“Ah, touché.”

Like this? Yes.

Some people don’t seem to be unaware of the difference. The Y-front is the small, weird-looking “plastic-pants” Nah, bathing trunks is the way to go. They cover up the basics as well as some additional front and back, and let’s face it you’re no Schenkenberg so you want to cover it up.

Like this? No.

Why don’ get two pairs so that you may alter between them. It’s crazy, but it just might work on your way to “normal”.

Images from here and here.