213. Chew gum… don’t just swallow it and go… “Mmm… that sure is some awesome gum!”, that’s just not the way you do it



“Did you just swallow that gum?”

“I sure did and it was awesome!”

“You know that you’re not suppose to do that, right?”

“Why not?”

“Because then a gum drop tree grows in your stomach.”




Please don’t swallow the gum, it’s supposed to be chewed on, that’s the idea of a chewing gum. By doing so you might get a tummy ache, and that’s not something that you would like to get normally.


Instead you chew it and then when the flavor is gone you spit it out into the nearest trashcan, if you do that you’re “normal”.

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