228. Scratch your beard

“What is that sound!?”

“What’s that?”

“That sound, what is that!?”

“Hmm…. I don’t know?”

It might look something like this.

“It sounds louder now, like it’s coming from you when you’re thinking?”

“Ah, you mean this thing. That’s called a beard.”

“A baerd?”

“No, a beard.”


“What’s that?”

“Hair on front of your face.”

“Well, that sounds weird. Why do you have that?”

“I don’t know, I guess it’s there to keep me warm.”

“Makes sense.”

Speaking of scratching, this is cool!

If you have a beard it will make you want to scratch it, that’s a fact. So go ahead and scratch is and you’re “normal”. 

Images from here and here.