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243. Have a home phone but don’t use it

“Just let me know if you want to use my phone.”

“Use your phone? Why would I use your phone?”

“Well stupid, if you want to call someone, it’s like talking to someone far away but like they are here.”

“I know what a phone is but why would I use yours? I have my own you know.”

“Really, how does that work?”

Yes, hello, this is successful business woman.

Yes, hello, this is successful business woman.

“It’s called a mobile phone and it’s portable, it uses ermmm…”

“What? How does it work?”

“Well, it’s not magic but I don’t know how it works. It’s something with satellites I think.”

“Whatever ‘Mr Spock’, you can use your black magic here but I also have something that is working.”

“Okey, whatever. Shall we continue the meeting now Mr Ambassador?”

“Yes, yes.”

But you said no home phone? Mobile ok? Yes.

But you said no home phone? Mobile ok? Yes.

Having a home phone was a standard that is quite unusual today for many people so if you have one you might be better off not telling anyone about it and you could be considered “normal”.

Images from here and here.